LEST YE BE JUDGED...

Pretty silly infographic designed as a mock-up. Fun to do, easy to make stupid shit up as I went along. Should've been titled something different but I had to appeal to a non-skater.

HAPPY HALLOWS EVE

Heh.

A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS.

DISCO PANTS.

Somewhere in the U-District on the way from Gasworks. Billy Cain and the Henderson's in tow. Asshole commentary by yours truly.

WHY DO YOU RIDE THE SKATEBOARD JOHNNY????

Man the Cap'n is looking haggard. But I think that was par for the course. His hair is the exact shape as Tony's helmet. I used to dig the Kangaroo.

WHEEL BITE vs. HEEL BITE

This image comes to mind:

THE DAVE CHAPPELLE OF SKATEBOARDING...

Didn’t Welsh basically save your life after you fell of that bridge? 

Save my life? He fell on top of me! That dude almost killed me! Son of a bitch fell on top of me and didn’t get a scratch on him! I fell off the damn bridge all drunk and woke up in ICU wondering why the fuck Joey Pepper is holding my hand? I had all these needles in me… looking down at the cathodor like, “What the fuck is this thing in my dick!?!”


EPIC CLYDE SINGLETON INTERVIEW OVER AT ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS, CHROME BALL...


I also highly recommend watching 20 Shot Sequence with Clyde's commentary. (World Box Set)

STAY CALM

STRIKE A POSE / TRIP ON THE EGO

Jammer jeans with suspenders, teal shirt, neon painters cap and a curly mullet.

Dear Lord, it's amazing what the ego can allow you to do (to yourself). I saw this guy once in Maui at a gift shop, I was probably 9. All I remember was he was super tall, and I was not the biggest Night Rider fan, but I was stoked. The fact that this guy is still famous is a serious embarrassment to our species, and a major set-back to any dignified woman trying to identify with a hetero brethren in modern Western culture.

I wish I could see how long it took him to wobble down into the solitary surfer stance....hope he didn't get hurt. And where did the brand new Powell set-ups come from?

BULLDOG SKATE GENE

Why do all bulldogs like to skate? I think we need to find and research that genome.

SKATEBOARDING IN 4 STEPS

Found it in a random Men's (Dude's) magazine.

GOLF THUG LIFE

This one's for the old man, who is bewildered by the plethora of "No Skateboarding" signs in public domain. Well, turns out, we aint the only vandals.